One.On the eve of your citizenship’s trash day,and especially if you’re an eager beaver,wait until at least 7:30p to take your trash outto the curb. (9 or 10p is kinder, and 11p is kinder yet,but it plateaus and tapers sharply thereafter).If your citizenship uses those lusty rolling bins (that arelike humpbacks enlisted into hard laborfor the unlucky act of washing ashore),roll them as loudly as possible, over gravelor broken light bulbs if possible. If your c-shippiles bags on the curb, carry those bags as thoughyou’re a gorilla, smashing them asymmetrically withevery step (and if possible line them with brokenlight bulbs). Different c-ships probably have all kindsof ways of collecting trash but the point is, in thatspan of time, to not quietly place your trash forcollecting, but to rambunctiously and of a bruteplay your trash like a stinky instrument (do notemulate Stomp; it must sound like trash),because in all likelihoodsomeone whom you call neighbor, for reasonstoo shy or private to go into here, forgotto take theirs out, and what will seemacidic to those neighbors whose trash is alreadygassing it up curbside, will remind a neighborin need of a good minding that their trash is fulland today’s the day.
Two.But alsosometimes bequietwhen your instinct isto be loud.