“These are strange and uncertain times,”said the dormouse to the drag queen’s fallen wig.The stock market was acting up again and overflowing its banksThe lords rode the tides.The peasants drowned in their cars.The evangelicals hoped that with the Jews now in JerusalemThe Beast would soon arrive and deal judgment from its ass-crack ending all their unfinished arguments with the atheists.“Strange how love can still be found in days like these,” replied the wig. “Even more so now than at any other time.”